Because you have beautiful eyes.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

i suppose if you're going to pander, you should do it while they're weakened and vulnerable!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Haha, this really made me laugh :)

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

i'm a funny guy
i should do stand up!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

haha

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I have a Baroness alarm. I have a series of alarms hooked up around my house, connected to a server
which collects and records all posts on /talk. When it detects the terms "The Baroness", including her icon (hitler-monkeon.gif)
it sounds the bells right away and I am sent two text messages and an automated phone call, alerting me that Baroness has posted
and I immediately dive towards any internet connected device in order to turn on my sexy charms to woo her.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)