are you sure it's not spooge?
like really sure
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Don't think so.
It was pink and had bits in. And was strawberry flavoured. No spooge I've ever tasted has tasted like that.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

this guy's would
www.journalgroup.com/slides/images/belleville_enterprise/2007_national_strawberry_festival/001.jpg

if he had anything below the waist
he's some sort of freakish man/strawberry/tractor hybrid
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)