b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6249785

Today I have:
had too much work to do
drunk only one cup of tea
been barefoot in the office
dropped yoghurt down my top leaving a rather dubious looking stain
daydreamed
wished it wasn't Wednesday
helped plan a hen weekend

What about you? What have you done today?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Fuck all.
I think I'll play the wii now.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
I've got wii shoulder
at least I assume it was too much wii that made my right arm ache
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
whatcha playing?
i want to get the new boom blox
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
I've preorder The Conduit.
But you weren't asking me so I'll shush.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
i'm not really into FPSs
but i'm glad people are bothering to make a nice looking game on the wii
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
It's supposed to be the nearest experience you'll get to playing Perfect Dark (from the N64) for the Wii.
I don't like first person shooters either, but Perfect Dark style gameplay with Wiimote as gun controls is a good'un by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
Animal crossing, and then Mario Galaxy, maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
i've already bought 2 versions of animal crossing and got bored of them
determined not to do it again

only thing i'm playing on the wii atm is madworld. finished house of the dead a while ago and i've been too busy with infamous and prototype to switch the wii on
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
Bubble Bobble plus and Icarian are excllent downloads.
Little King Story is delightful and Pro Evo soccer 2009 is essential is you have even a passing interest in football.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
Have you been in CEX for Wii games?
They're ace. I got Metroid Prime 3 for £5
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
they've just opened a kecks in portsmouth
i might have to go and have a squiz
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
You've just reminded me; I OWN AN X-BOX!
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
the original one or the 360?

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
It's called the 360 because you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
360, fight night coming on friday omgomgomgomgomg
going to work now, no time for capital letters or full stops
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
I have Grand Slam Tennis on the Wii.
The Motion Plus thing doesn't seem to make a massive amount of difference.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
huh? i didn't think it was out yet
or is it just that wii sports resort isn't out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Yeah, wii sports resort isn't out yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Just Wii Sports Resort.
Motion Plus comes with Grand Slam Tennis. It's not worth getting just yet though. I didn't find the difference in sensitivity to be that amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
Is wii motion plus
a new controller?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
it's an add on
supposed to give 1:1 motion detecting
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
*coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
seen a doctor for that?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
No, but I'm booking an appointment with a shrink
Because I need my fucking head examining.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
i assumed you knew what would happen

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
Erm... certainly not that bloody quickly.
I can only assume Seb the Nonce was stalking me.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
this is the internet, people don't hang around

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Apparently so.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
well, you seem to be taking it pretty well

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Well, I know /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
apparently though, /talk doesn't know the new you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
*Shrugs*
And they probably never will.

Still, it was a bit shit though, watching it back. Mainly because, as CHB put it, my arse was tighter than a Scotsman's wallet and if I farted, then dogs would have started barking.

For the record- the raucous laughter came from a Scottish friend of mine.

The person leaving was my Dad going to the back of the bar to take photos.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
Working for yourself is awesome:
Wrote a few emails,
Made a sandwich.
Watched Jeremy Kyle.
Spoke to a few bands about gigs.
Sat in the garden and enjoyed the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
Woke up. Drank a smoothie. Watched tennis.
Did fuck all else
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
Just work really.
But, as I dramatically announced this morning, I completed Sonic 2 for the first time ever yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
really?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
Yeah.
I had a bit of a short attention span when I was younger so when I kept dying, I eventually gave up. I downloaded Sonic 2 onto my Wii and finished it yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
grats
I can never get past the boss in the aircraft.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
actually, I'm sure I could if I could be arsed
or had an emulator
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
What??
That bit is piss easy.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
The Metropolis Zone is a bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
Next challenge: getting a girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
That'll be a tough one.
Mrs Eddache, my fiancé, might not let me get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
In fact she's currently playing Zelda: Twilight Princess.
She adored Wind Waker but not Ocarina Of Time so much. And she seems to have given up on Link To The Past but she'll most likely come back to it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
SOUND THE IRONY ALARM CAPTAIN
CRASHDIVE! CRASHDIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Yes yes yes
It was on purpose.
At the age of 12, completing sonic was way more important than girls.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
Unless they could control Tails
and not headbutt every fucking bomb in the bonus zone.

Tails has one hundred and - CRASH - Tails has zero coins. YOU LOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
Exercised
and completely broken my left-hand side :(
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
AGAIN with the yoghurt?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I know.
I'm a yoghurty spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
are you sure it's not spooge?
like really sure
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Don't think so.
It was pink and had bits in. And was strawberry flavoured. No spooge I've ever tasted has tasted like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
this guy's would
www.journalgroup.com/slides/images/belleville_enterprise/2007_national_strawberry_festival/001.jpg

if he had anything below the waist
he's some sort of freakish man/strawberry/tractor hybrid
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
A very early shift and tried not to be asleep at home
I bought some Febreze as my work shirts appear to have died.

/thrilliing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
been to hospital
played the piano
soldered up some cable
not been to work
posted on /talk for the first time in a year
(I helped save b3ta! cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Got up
Eaten lasagna
Drunk vodka
Sat around in my pants on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Handed in my notice.
And bought lots of fruit and vegetables.
These facts are not related.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Have you had any viewings yet?
/nosey
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
I've spoken to a couple of agents and they said come back in a month or two.
I might have to go to Coventry soon anyway, because apparently HR have lost my details for the CRB check.
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
HR here are a bit shit.
This is the bit where Wormulus will chime in and go on about how shit Coventry is and how if you come and live here you will get AIDS, the scarf wearing prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
I had problems when I started here too, I think most HR departments are a bit shit.
I'm sure Coventry will be fine. If it's not, I'll ask for a refund.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
To be fair
It's no Bradford
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
I've been there once
and was so bored I went to the pictures to watch Toy Story. I had blue hair at the time. These two facts aren't related.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
chop chop busy busy work work bang bang

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Hmm.
Taken delivery of a fridge-freezer
I was refused entry to a golf course because of my attire
I drew a hippo and a turtle
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
were you wearing a dress or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Just flip-flops, boardshorts and a t-shirt.
Dress might be a good idea next time, they'd probably allow me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
yes
plus fours would be more appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Been out taking photos
a charity tram pull in aid of Help For Heroes
www.flickr.com/photos/tram_pull/
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
i could pull 6 trams on my own

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
downhill

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
You're a big chap. You could probably manage around a dozen tramps.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Today i have..
thought about killing a large animal with my hands... nothing much else
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
[insert b3tan of your choice here]?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
What animal?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
fuck all, bought some (very expensive) sunglasses, but then again i'm worth it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
You sure are.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
positive, everyone tells me to spoil myself, or things along those lines

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
Will they help you catch more carp?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
might do, they have good lenses

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
Drafted a letter to the REC,
because the agency I'm trying to deal with are the laziest, most useless bunch of pricks I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. Apart from BT.

And being a fat spastic by clicking on the wrong button.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)