I demand one of these!
*ventures into a field full of bulls*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I think a flash of your shiny white arse-globes would be invitation enough for any red-blooded bull.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

don't worry
it won't gore you
( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)