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I've got a sticker with "please charge me" on it.
I'm going to London to stick it on David Blunkett's dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
I demand one of these!
*ventures into a field full of bulls*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
I think a flash of your shiny white arse-globes would be invitation enough for any red-blooded bull.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
don't worry
it won't gore you
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
I've got mussels cooking for my tea.
I'm going to eat them with bread that I baked and salad that I picked.

I am very much enjoying being a graduand.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
Surely mussels cook too quickly for them to be cooking while you do The Internet.
But congratulations on your graduandness.

I've just picked some salad and some beans and some raspberries and some strawberries. I think I've killed my blueberry bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
I'm about to make a stroganoff.
I do make my own bread for my packed lunches though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
I go to the supermarket and buy it.
Sometimes I buy a sliced white loaf. Get me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
I'd buy an electric car if it had legs

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
me too
and I can't even drive
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
you wouldn't need to drive,
you could just stumble down the road
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
get a brew on

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
I would.
But you've given me a stalk on and I can't get close enough to the kettle to fill it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
I'm very disappointed Piston's removed his standup.
I never got to see it :(
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)