Three CDs in a row not in the database.
It's the 21st century and I'm typing in the bloody track names by myself like some sort of semi-literate washer woman. You fail me, The Internet, you fail me. And you couldn't tell me the age of that annoying girl out of La Roux earlier either. Information superhighway my knee-tapping schlong. Bommyknocker. Honey. Attention.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

nurse this ones gone spastic too, can we put him down?

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Thanks fuck for that ... he weighs a ton.
Mwaap mwaap mwawawawah!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

okay, which retard switched accounts with our astro phizzle doctor?

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Popular culture is moving TOO FAST for the internet

( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

But I've just upgraded my internets to 14.4 kbps.
This is unpossible.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I think you should write to the head of the internet and complain
That is outrageous behaviour.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Have you started proper drinking again?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

They had a steam train on Top Gear last week.
Did you have a little wank?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Steam is for gays
I'm all electric with a lazy semi for diesel
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

We're so far into the 21st century that CDs are obsolete
you old fucking cunt with your shiny plastic discs, what the fuck is wrong with you, what sort of prick uses physical media these days?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I should keep quiet about the disc with actual physical grooves in it then, eh?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

man, video 2000 is where it is at, right i'm off to do some breakdancing

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

I still buy CDs.
More resiliant, better quality, and I like to get something physical for my money.
And so I can show off easier.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

You'd think someone somewhere
would already have put the Cheeky Girls discography up online for easy copy/paste action.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

see, the thing about the cheeky girls, is, you see, they are sisters and twins, and they want me to touch their bums
i like this about them
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Have you been privy to their little brown palaces of delights yet?
It's a matter of time. These Romanians.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

i had my finger burnt by tatu
well by a bloke in estonia really, but i did mention tatu before it kicked off
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

for easy copy/paste action

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

You should bask in the glow of owning music that even the internet hasn't heard of.
Scott can only dream of such a thing.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

i need more info from you? what is your budget in his fishing exploits?
i have stuff i can send too
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Basic starter set, his dad might pull his finger out (but I doubt it).
I don't want to spend too much money at first - see how he gets on with it :)

Say about £40 to begin?

/totally ignorant when it comes to fishing

Thanks for this :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

no worries it gives me a budget, i'll let the lads know too, we have loads of stuff around
give me a week and i'll sort out a nice little bit of kit, even if he drops the idea, just pass it all on
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

I owe you one.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

nah, fishing is a good hobby for young lads, i remember getting the bus with my tackle
then girls came along and my tackle changed :(((
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Shonen Knife are still performing.
I learned this the other day of The Internet. So it isn't a complete failure.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

That's nice dear.
Marbella is on the telly. A bloke said it is 'fashionable & sexy'. It's nice to know I'm living somewhere fashionable & sexy while I'm sat around in my pants.
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Fashionable pants?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Yes

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

He neglected to mention that it is only fashionable and sexy BECAUSE you're sitting around in your pants.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

YES

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

This is the reason that it is fashionable and sexy.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

YES!

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

i heard it has an english mayor, is that right?

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Ye...
actually, I don't know, think the old mayor is in prison though 'cos he was corrupt as fuck
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

it's worse when they're in the database,
but you realise after ripping it that the Track Name and Artist fields have been put in the wrong way round.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Or they've been pummelled into the keyboard by an illiterate oik whose knuckles drag on the shift key.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)