smack my bitch up

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

apart from that one

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

The Hokey Cokey

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I have actually had sex to this.
FACTS.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I went blind with tears of laughter after the fifth word
does the joke get any better?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

No.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

an agressive wank in front of VH1's "I Love The 1990's" doesn't count

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Nah, real sex, with a real girl.
She was pretty ugly.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

that's nothing compared to what she says about you

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Meh.
For me, sex is sex. I'll take what I get.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)