Is this what you were asking us?

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

You could of course buy ringtones like the annoying frog

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

but I don't think that's as funny

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Sort of
I don't need 0898 for that though, I just phone random people up and shout obscenities, that give me the right fucking horn.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)