I'm moving mobile providers
and have about £20 left on my old pay as you go account that I can't transfer.

What can I buy/waste this £20 on?

Edit:

This'll do it !
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=xpt/Marketing/mobile/MobileT2B-outside

Edit2: bollocks US only, fricking yanks
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Sex chat lines.

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Is this what you were asking us?

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

You could of course buy ringtones like the annoying frog

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

but I don't think that's as funny

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Sort of
I don't need 0898 for that though, I just phone random people up and shout obscenities, that give me the right fucking horn.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

0891 21 21 21
Text "grot"
( BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

0181 811 81 81

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

fucking A

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I remembered that
and googled just to check. Funny how numbers stick with you. I can't remember my own fucking birthday half the time.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

i remembered that as 081 before the area codes were expanded

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I think it was the catchy song
they made out of it. I seem to recall a black and white old-school clip that accompanied it.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

01 811 8055

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I remember ringing that.
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

0891 339955

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Call 0891 50 50 FIFTEEE!
And talk to a guy dancing with some dumbells.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Haha
Me and my friends joke about this every so often.

I recall the guy with dumb-bells had stripey black and white spandex pants.

(Girls voice) Ohh eight nine one
(Manly mans voice) FIFTY FIFTY FIFTYYYYYYYY
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

She sounded like she had just come up from the bottom of the ocean, covered in seaweed and gasping for air

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

And the man sounded like he just shoulder-barged her out of the lime-light to scream FIFTY FIFTY FIFTYYYY at the mic.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

I'm going to do this whenever I see a girl on the phone now

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

are there any girls in your office right now?
what's the number?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

001 809 563 0000
It is/was a German chat line

/half remembered advert from MTV Europe when I was 11.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

psychic chat lines
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Your mum
it's good to talk
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

there's a freephone helpline number on this can of flyspray, try that
0800 353 353

ask them if it's safe to spray it in children's eyes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

so tempting to phone it
and pretend to be Geoff Goldblum in distress.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

get one of those tennis racket style fly killers, great fun

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

01322 281 271
Pizzahut in dartford
( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Order a pizza then offer to pay them in phone credit.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

My Text Check
No worries.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

you can call me up if you want, i'm not much for chatting tho so it will mainly be silence on my part

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Use it to buy games for your phone.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

phone the scientologists
tell them you're mentally ill and you want to give them all your money
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Call me on 020 7373 5800 and tell me you love me

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)