there's a freephone helpline number on this can of flyspray, try that
0800 353 353

ask them if it's safe to spray it in children's eyes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

so tempting to phone it
and pretend to be Geoff Goldblum in distress.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

get one of those tennis racket style fly killers, great fun

( mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)