Why don't you just fuck off
I'm not gonna cause a scene with a couple of stuck up cunts in my local who object to my habit. I'd rather keep quiet and fuck up their meal, next time I'll buy a cigar
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

Their meal would've been even more messed up
if you'd insulted them.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

Or a big fat smelly PIPE

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

Pfft
"smelly pipe"
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

I knew you'd love it

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

Bring a shisha
and pack it with pipe tobacco, hashish and opium.
And blow the smoke right in their self-righteous faces.
And hack up a big tarry phlegm-ball and spit it in their soup. The cunts.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)