SoI go for a pint after work and I happen to be sat at a table which seats about four, a middle aged couple come in and I immediately hear her moaning that "We'll have to sit on this little table (For two it seems) then, but I can't see the TV"
I think about offerering up my seat, but think, no bugger them I was here first.
So I light a cigarette and get back to my pint and newspaper.
He then proceeds to start coughing and spluttering in that really obvious "Oh my God you're smoking" way.
This reminds me of the Bill Hicks quote about "It being a good job you don't smoke with a cough like that"
She makes some comment about how it is going to ruin their meal. (There is a non-smoking section at the other side of the pub with plenty of tables free)
These poeple fuck me off, until the law says that I can't sit with my pint and smoke a cigarette in the designated area I will continue to do so.
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Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:45,
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Fuck yes.You have every right to smoke your fucking brains out if you're in a smoking area.
They can fuck off somewhere else if they don't like it.
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Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47,
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You should have pissed in their foodwhen it arrived.
I fucking hate poeple like that.
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47,
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you should have given them cancer(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:48,
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I hope you slapped the shit out of himAnd raped his woman
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49,
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Then why didn't you fucking say something?Instead of bitching about it on here. It'd have made a better story if you had, too.
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Why don't you just fuck offI'm not gonna cause a scene with a couple of stuck up cunts in my local who object to my habit. I'd rather keep quiet and fuck up their meal, next time I'll buy a cigar
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Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:52,
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Their meal would've been even more messed upif you'd insulted them.
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Or a big fat smelly PIPE(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56,
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I knew you'd love it(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:00,
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Bring a shishaand pack it with pipe tobacco, hashish and opium.
And blow the smoke right in their self-righteous faces.
And hack up a big tarry phlegm-ball and spit it in their soup. The cunts.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59,
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Yeah you shit house!*Jumps on the flaming stickylabel bangwagon.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:54,
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yeahwhat a proper pointless cunt that cunt is
the cunt
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56,
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"Ooh, look at me, I care about something enough to complain about it to someone elsebut not to actually do anything about it myself, I'm so fucking cool!"
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actuallycan I just retract my previous sarcastic flame
and replace it with this one:
"don't be such a stupid cunt"
thanks
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:57,
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I suspect flaming the first person to say something stupidis much more fun than wading through the latest bombing reports.
You half-waxed bollock.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08,
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Well that's a stupid thing to sayseeing as usual would mean what it's like when I normally come on here.
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Spack up your mangey peniscovered cuntshit, you hideous gay.(
Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:57,
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Hell yeah Sista!*whoops Ricki Lake Stylee*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59,
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HmmI'm upset now cos some little teenager on the internet didn't like my story. And I was too "cool" to cause a scene.
Oh woe is me.
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Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:02,
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I don't know why everyone's so annoyed that I didn't like itYou say something, you can't expect everyone to agree with you.
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*consoles**gropes while it's still legal*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07,
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Christ, jus go and hang out with thatthat other cunt Sprinkles.
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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56,
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yeaha point on the end of your fucking ridiculous pointy head
What the blithering piss would you have said to them in his place?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:06,
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Wellseeing as I don't smoke, that's not really a problem. But perhaps something along the lines of
"Excuse me, but this is the smoking zone, if you don't like it, go somewhere else"
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No you wouldn't.Because the obvious response to an unprovoked statement like that would be: "who are you? do we know you? what the fuck are you talking about? are you a mental?"
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:10,
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That's a really shit response.And no, because according to the first post, they were being pretty unsubtle about the...
No, I really can't be bothered to respond to that. That's just fucking stupid.
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You asked me what I'd say, shitbrickI told you.
It's not my fault if you're too much of a cunt to try it yourself.
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Heh heh, they can get Sp3cial Person to join inand have a good old jabber about quantum mechanics and eating lots of cheese.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:05,
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Fuck 'em.Fuck 'em with a five iron.
'Lo mate.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56,
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