If I were homeless I'd live in a forest using survival skills picked up from Ray Mears TV shows

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'd just mull around at night, screaming and eat slugs from people's gardens, like some sort of sexual man-fox

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

'd
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

You'd watch me with your binoculars from your bedroom window

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Your noonie would leave a smudge on the radiator

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

I'd set up a telescope, binoculars need both hands.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I'll sellotape some cool magazines to my back too. Make me look even more special for your far away frigoff

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

this is you
Donald Cox, Sweaty Fox
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

GIN, GIN, GIN!!!!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

YAY!
aaaaaw gggaaawd me wife's gunna kill me! *paws over eyes*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

That's Sandy the gorgeous sandy coloured labrador, silly Donkey.
WOOFBARK
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Oh yeah, man it's been ages since I seen shooting stars
I was watching The Smell Of Reeves & Mortimer the other day. Nicole papa! *parples a bike over*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_&_Nicole
Supposedly the "Papa, Nicole" idea was taken from an adult movie that the creative team had watched before having the idea for the advert. Two characters in the film are fornicating and on climax the female character says "Papa" to the reply of "Nicole".

I like this very much.

More adverts should have pornographic origins.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

This is you in the bath,
this is.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

PUGS!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I want a little pug called 'Mr. Bongo' so bad right now :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Sandy Glen Mitchell
( Lord Gnome, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Glen Greg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDVbBr1glBY

Got there in the end.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

*High fives*
It was worth it in the end.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)