Cancer?

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

"Sir, can I offer you half a wank
or 8 months of chemotherapy, during which all your hair will fall out, you'll wish you just die and you'll also lose a bollock as the tumour is spreading"
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Half a wank please

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

*walks around for a bit*

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

*walks after you*
Excuse me, do you know where the toilets are?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)