OK INTERNET FRIENDS
I've looked at your suggestions and apparently, if you are going to love me, I need to:
post less frequently,
post with less confidence
try and start conversations

A NEW REGIMEN IN WORMULUS POSTING IS UPON YOU, I HOPE IT GIVES YOU SATISFACTION.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

put the acronearlynym 'GmOS'
in all your posts
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

*Explosive high fives*
Don't change too much though. The spastics still need to be told when they are belming too hard.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

All I have to do is relax and buy new shoes.
Easy.

Now, where's a good shoe shop?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Oddly enough that's all I see when you post.
BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzlol etc
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Remember to tie the laces nice and tight
To ensure the total restriction of air.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm Captain Confidence, and they all love me.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I'm really sorry Mr Jam Master Geordie
I was told that I should lower my self-esteem.
I heard that you like football. Tell me about your team.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)