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I think wormulus is being massively insensitive about my cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
I think your cancer is being massively insensitive about your pancreas

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
talk more about SSG's cancer
duly noted.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
OK INTERNET FRIENDS
I've looked at your suggestions and apparently, if you are going to love me, I need to:
post less frequently,
post with less confidence
try and start conversations

A NEW REGIMEN IN WORMULUS POSTING IS UPON YOU, I HOPE IT GIVES YOU SATISFACTION.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
put the acronearlynym 'GmOS'
in all your posts
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
*Explosive high fives*
Don't change too much though. The spastics still need to be told when they are belming too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
All I have to do is relax and buy new shoes.
Easy.

Now, where's a good shoe shop?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
Oddly enough that's all I see when you post.
BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzlol etc
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
Remember to tie the laces nice and tight
To ensure the total restriction of air.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
I'm Captain Confidence, and they all love me.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
I'm really sorry Mr Jam Master Geordie
I was told that I should lower my self-esteem.
I heard that you like football. Tell me about your team.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
Rub it on him

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
I know.
We're all forgetting that SSG is much more the important man right now.
You're all sick people.

Poor SSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
do you know where i can view piston broke's stand up routine?
it seems to have been removed, but i really want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
I only managed around 2 minutes SSG.
I had to keep turning the volume down, I was cringing so much.
:(

I do no recommend it in your state.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
It wasn't great, but it was his first try, which is better than what most people do.
Ok, so he's no Ricky Gervais, but there are plenty of 'comedians' out there who were worst than him.

I think some people just said spitefull things to look cool infront of other people.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Or people did actually think it was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
There are plenty of things people post on /links that people think are shit.
Let's be honest, if it wasn't piston, you wouldn't have said anything.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
If it was anyone else I'd met from here, yes I would have.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
I suppose I'm putting all the spitefull things _loads_ of people have said on the verious boards on you, which is wrong on my part.
And you're right, it wasn't very good at all, but as I said, it takes more guts than what I've got, so you have to admire him on some level.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
Not really.
I don't see why.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
Oh, ok, fair enough, no offence or anything, but my opinion differs from yours.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
i don't have to.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
You don't have to do anything you don't want to, my brave little soulja.
Except maybe call me every once in a while, my mother does worry about you sometime, but I told her that what you lack in life expetancy, you make up for in spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
but the fact that it was piston
makes it worth saying something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Are you saying people say stuff to impress girls on the internet 90nz0?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
I think fair play to him for trying
it is fucking hard. But he should have thought about it more before getting up and trying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Exactly, I bottled when I had the chance.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Agreed.
I wouldn't have the guts to do it myself, and if I did it'd probably be even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
and we would take the piss out of you EVEN MORE.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
this does not help my issue,
that is, that i want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Well, it is about
Gaz The Grammar Badger.

It will however reduce your life expectancy.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
shit "give attention please" bandwagon jumped on:
check.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
Shut the fuck up you phsyco-looser.
Gobbo is the best thing that's ever happened to my family, and my people, and I'll be damned if I'll let some phsyco-looser sully his reputation, online.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Did Gobbo save all the Jews from the Holocaust?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Gobbo prevented the holocaust.

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
You know that bit when moses said to the phairos "Let my people go", well, that was his doing.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
And I'm _constantly_ finding him under my bush ;)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
When Israel was in Egypt's land,
Let my people go,
Oppressed so hard they could not stand,
Let my people go
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
There's a memory of school I didn't want.
Gerard Fletcher pooing his pants whilst we were singing this.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
you think my cancer is just some attention seeking?
oh right, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
uh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Gobbo !
I stubbed my toe the other day, so I feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
i have broken my little finger now too.
will my suffering never end?
well, it will, in about a year :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Didnt we establish it was 6 months?
tick tock
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
you seem to be making up how long i have every day.
which is a bit in poor taste, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Have you tried homeopathy? Get a cancerous pancreas from a medical bin,
chop it up into tiny bits and put one tiny bit in an empty Frosty Jack's 2l & top up with water. Then put one drop of that into an empty 2l ACE lager bottle, topped up with water. Keep doing that between the bottles another 20 times and then drink one drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
I dont think bumming is going to have more than a paliative effect.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
Im simply going by what the doctors tell me:(
You have to stop living in denial and face up to your death:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
i have a year mykey,
at the least.
i plan on fighting this you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
It's not a compeitition gobbo !
I just wanted a bit of sympathy and maybe a hug of some kind. =((((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
i will cuddlewuddle you to bits and bobs!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
I'd laugh if you now really did get cancer
haha, something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
you're such a brave little soldier

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)