So your female friend sobbingly confessed this
and you thought, to ease her pain, you'd tell a few internet strangers about her smelly bits?
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Yeh
I'm a right fucking cunt me.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)