And in other news.
A female friend of mine has just been dumped because as her boyfriend told her "Your cunt juice stinks".

How lovely.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

And does it?

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

No
Tastes like shit, but I might be doing it wrong.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

poor guy

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Fucking hell, I'd have dumped HIM.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I'm guessing the dumping had been done on the announcement that
her cunt juice stank.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

You can't dump someone after they have dumped you.
It's like trying to resign after you have been sacked.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

You can't fire me!
I quit!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

licky licky licky

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

So your female friend sobbingly confessed this
and you thought, to ease her pain, you'd tell a few internet strangers about her smelly bits?
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Yeh
I'm a right fucking cunt me.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Good.
Fucking bitch.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

is Jackson really dead?
oh no :(
( moohalaa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I am also sad mooey :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

And his cock must have tasted like rose buds and freshly squeeze orange juice!
*skips away*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

It
did.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

she should shower more

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

He sounds like a proper fucking dickhead

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)