A passing whale in the Thames has sucked Michael Jackson right up into its blowhole.
In its tummy, him and John Peel had a game of whist. Haha, Jacko's a fucking idiot, everyone knows Peel is a whist king. What a whisty fool.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

He is a card game idiot!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

And no mistake.

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Poor Diana and Maddy
they get left out of everything
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

He got offended when Peel suggested BlackJack.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I find this joke racially offensive.
I might be black for all you know. Some of my best friends know people who have black maids.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

Black maids are so (very expensive) these days though :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I'm bouncing off the wall about all this

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Apparently
He was hit by, he was struck by, a smooth criminal...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I blame the boogie.
Also, JMG.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

I cooked some fish and whilst it was cooking i had a small can of tuna.
I'm full and haven't eaten anything else today.
( Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)