Mwoahahaha!
'Next on bbc1 , Eastenders'

*snorts*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

Headline in yesterdays local rag
'Police probe rape and assault victims'

Surely the poor buggers have been through enough.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Pfffffft

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

that made a little snot escape from my nose

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

Eastenders (T)
Locals hold a party in the Queen Vic. You know something's going to happen if they do that.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)