They could just shove his body in Madame Tussauds
They wouldn't need to make a waxwork.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

If they cremated him, would he shrink like a crisp packet?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Crisp packets are shit now
they don't shrink like that anymore
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)