EVERY THREAD IS SHIT
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Definitely this one.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Jacko.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

i want proof! hard facts!
can the bbc confirm this?
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

They did on News 24

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

His nose testified

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

I won't believe it until I see a press statement

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

They could just shove his body in Madame Tussauds
They wouldn't need to make a waxwork.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

If they cremated him, would he shrink like a crisp packet?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Crisp packets are shit now
they don't shrink like that anymore
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

They quoted TMZ though.
Citation fail.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

No, they quoted Press Association you twat.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Not as shit as your mum.

( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

HI DAD

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I quite like this one.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

HAVE YOU GOT IT YET?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

NO.
I'm not putting too much faith in receiving one from the other person I'm supposed to be getting one off, either. They've had an account for about 3 years and have posted twice on /talk, and three times on /board.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)