Mykey can't see this thread.
Anybody got any fat jokes?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

What's fat and aberdeen?
Mykey
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

CLICKIN DIS SHIT.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Mykey IS a fat joke.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

fat chance!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

:D

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

mykey's so fat he's at risk of heart failure, due to a combination of a poor diet rich in saturated fats and cholesterol and a lack of excercise

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Of course he can see it, it's just that he can't acknowledge it.
So in other words, we can call him a sad, fat old fishwife, grasping sweatily at his keyboard in a desperate attempt to get some gossip and make his shit, fat existance worthwhile. And he can't say anything about it.
( Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)