Micheal Jackson had stopped breathing when firefighters turned up...
I have very little medical knowledge but if I'd stopped breathing the last person I'd want first on the scene is a fireman.
(mousemonkey, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

So if you stopped breathing you'd prefer a clown to turn up?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

Suppose so,
If it was the last thing I was going to see.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)