Poor bugger.
It's the conflicting reports into his death that get me.

Some blamed it on sunshine, some blamed it on moonlight, some blamed it on the good times, some blamed it on a heart attack.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

I swear
I'll break your teeth
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Shit jokes are shit enough
even if they haven't been told about 30 times within a minute
to every single fucking person.
Stop it.
Now.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

( weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Whoops, there go my nipples

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Marvellous banter jim bob, I am bereft of ribs

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)