It's well past time all good children were in bad
If you don't go to sleep santa won't come

anyways I'm trying desperately to come up with something non-mj related and I've failed you all, I'm terribly sorry.

Also, I just realised I've just missed my 6th B3taday

you'd have thought I'd have grown out of this by now

gnight!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Damn and BLAST
I missed my seventh b3ta birthday last month. CURSE IT
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

I missed my 30,000th post
which is probably a good thing
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

this IS mj related
he'll become the new bogey man
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Poor bugger.
It's the conflicting reports into his death that get me.

Some blamed it on sunshine, some blamed it on moonlight, some blamed it on the good times, some blamed it on a heart attack.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

I swear
I'll break your teeth
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Shit jokes are shit enough
even if they haven't been told about 30 times within a minute
to every single fucking person.
Stop it.
Now.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

( weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Whoops, there go my nipples

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Marvellous banter jim bob, I am bereft of ribs

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)