Because it's 11 am and I just got back from the doctor.

( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Have you caught SSG's cancer? It's quite deadly.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Needed to get a new prescription before my doctor buggers off for 3 months.
No cancer for me. Possible flu-like symptoms, which I hope turn out to be that swine business.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

SPREAD IT
We can kill off the weak and feeble in a kind of legal-genocide. ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Well then, there are a lot of strong people around.
Most folks down here don't get diagnosed with it until after they're better.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

Really?
Excellent, I've had two bad fluey colds since being here (stupid 16 degree winters) and am still standing.

Tomorrow: World domination.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)