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Fuck MJ
RIP Farrah Fawcett

*Sighs*

No doubt mj's death will now cover every fucking paper from here to the andrex factory, while poor old farrah will be remembered by a two line tribute on page 37 or something.

anyway, its past 2am why are you here?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
I'm nervous as I have an application test that I know I'm going to fail
And the landlord's son woke me up to break the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
nervous is good
you shall pass *waves magic wand*

I'm resisting a strike-through about the landlords son though......
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
Heh
But still, a bit meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
nah you will be fine...
wot you think of VNV's new one then?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Oooh, it was most excellent
I am definitely in love, but my fella says he got no inspiration from it. The beats were well sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
I quite like it
I'm doing a stint as a roadie over the weekend, and will use it to test the PA. I have already driven most of the GP's in work mad with it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
Haha, excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
clickin' dis!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
slept in the afternoon.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
I wasn't keen on her
too much teeth.

I'm off shortly, just downloading some rubbish telly to see me through the hours til I fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
I never noticed her teeth really.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
WHO?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
stop pretending you dont remember her in charlies angels

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
I never watched that shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
*cough*
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
What are you doing?
I really have no idea who that tap woman is. I doubt she was more loved than MJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
I'm coughing and pointing
also - if you never watched it, how do you know it was shit?

*rests case*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
The same way I know that teletubbies is shit, despite never watching that.
I still have no idea who the tap woman was. I suspect she wasn't very famous at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
I'm not going to click those, as I have no need to find out who she was, as she is apparently dead.
Useless information! I have to remember over 100 unique and active passwords. I have no time for nonsense. Serious business.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
Awww, you really miss your drugs, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
There are days. But this is not one of them.
I run a successful international business now. That's why I had to close BoB. Terribly busy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
BoB closed?
Ah well, FTL's still up.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
BoB will return at some point.
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
no need to fawcett

(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
i'm removing a "friend" from my life
she's become an utter bitch and i've only just realised.

/qotw
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
I did that last year.
It's rather refreshing, and i got to slap him aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
Got back from work, watched Transformers, drank beer, ate cheese, now not tired. Ho hum.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
beer good
cheese bad
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
Fucking hell, now I REALLY want a pint of cheesy beer
Or a slab of beery cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
what about some cheesy peas?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
Squeezy cheesy peas?
Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Because it's 11 am and I just got back from the doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
Have you caught SSG's cancer? It's quite deadly.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
Needed to get a new prescription before my doctor buggers off for 3 months.
No cancer for me. Possible flu-like symptoms, which I hope turn out to be that swine business.
(I helped save b3ta! Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
SPREAD IT
We can kill off the weak and feeble in a kind of legal-genocide. ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
Well then, there are a lot of strong people around.
Most folks down here don't get diagnosed with it until after they're better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
Really?
Excellent, I've had two bad fluey colds since being here (stupid 16 degree winters) and am still standing.

Tomorrow: World domination.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
Because it's morning tiem here.
'Ello Big Lad, how's the lands I used to roam looking?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
I bet the lands are 200% prettier now.
Hello you upsidedown cuntoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
sunny
and hot. You did choose to fuck off just before the hottest June we have had for decades. hows the kangas then?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Dunno, haven't seen one yet.
Yeah, that is a kick in the teeth, but I'd rather still suffer cooler weather for a while, if it means I can get a sous chef position and skilled migrant visas in 5 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)