Because it's morning tiem here.
'Ello Big Lad, how's the lands I used to roam looking?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

I bet the lands are 200% prettier now.
Hello you upsidedown cuntoid.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

sunny
and hot. You did choose to fuck off just before the hottest June we have had for decades. hows the kangas then?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

Dunno, haven't seen one yet.
Yeah, that is a kick in the teeth, but I'd rather still suffer cooler weather for a while, if it means I can get a sous chef position and skilled migrant visas in 5 months.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)