so michael jackson and farrah faucett die on the same daythey approach the pearly gates, St peter says "im sorry, we're very full. we only has space for one"
Farrah says, "well I did a lot of work for charity, and afterall,I was an 'angel'"
Michael says, "I was a famous singer, but I had one weakness. I liked to fuck young boys. I used my money to build a giant theme park to bring them to me and away from their parents, and then manipulated them into letting me put my cock in their mouth. Many were too young to understand the damage I was doing to them. I never faced up to my problem and continued doing it right up until I died"
And then David Carradine appears and says "The Aristocrats!"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:54,
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:56,
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Please hurt him additionally on my behalf at the omgb4sh.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:58,
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:59,
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I NO!When he is unable to move, say "This is from Dave Trouser", before pulling out his nose hairs one at a time, very slowly.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:02,
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