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( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

Please hurt him additionally on my behalf at the omgb4sh.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

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( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

I NO!
When he is unable to move, say "This is from Dave Trouser", before pulling out his nose hairs one at a time, very slowly.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

hmmm, I mgiht go this, what's the name of the nearest trainstation?
edit: just seen it on there, nm.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

Fuck off, actually
£70 for train.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)

Shit isn't it?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

Yeah, I could drive down but that'd still be expensive.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)