wasn't jeff goldblums charachter in independance day called dave?
and his computer briefly spoke
and he was on a spaceship with it and will smith
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

then what happened?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

they blew stuff up and smoked cigars
and will smith said "hell yeah!"
and then they bummed each other
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)