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Top 10 computers that talk to people called Dave in situations where there's hardly anyone else around on a spaceship
1. Dave and Holly
2. Dave and HAL
3. ...?

I'm stuck, and need help on this important homework assignment
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
Dave and SAL?
EDIT: 2010 btw
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
a spotter points out
that Sal was based in the lab on Earth, and you only see her speaking to Dr.Chandra.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
Dave and Chas

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Ripley 'Dave'
Grumpy Ship
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
top 10?
that might be a bit of a stretch

i have a top 3 films with scary fridges. does anyone know of any more?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
The Nutty Professor 2: THE KLUMPS

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
i haven't seen this so i don't know if you're being serious
i don't much fancy watching it to make sure :(
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS, HOWEVER I HAVE NOT SEEN IT AND NOW CAN ONLY ASSUME IT HAS THE MOST HORRIBLE FRIDGE SCENE PUT TO CELLULOID

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
OK THEN
i'm going for genuine scary/creepy not just a frighteningly terrible film that has a fridge in the background of a scene
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
I think you'll be referring to the
scene in which Eddie Murphy, playing 23 separate characters on screen at the same time, group-rapes the fridge, in one of the most horrendous scenes ever filmed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
Requiem for a dream...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
this is the current #1

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
Ghostbusters

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
this is the current #3

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
A Series Of Unfortunate Events.
One of the kids nearly got crushed by a falling fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
i have seen that, but i don't remember the fridge
is there a clip online somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
Err, maybe.
I'll have a look around. It was when they were staying at the Scary Shack or whatever, with their Aunt who kept saying "Don't do that!", and gave some stupid reason, like "Don't stand near the fridge! It might fall on you!", and when the house was wrecked by a storm, everything she warned about came true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
poltergeist?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
haven't seen it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
WHAT?
not seen poltergeist!....go to the back of the class.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
i used to be terrified of poltergeists when i was a child
my stereo turned on by itself once in the middle of the night and i was very scared
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
well, your no child now
go see it.

badger is in the second one..
www.b3tards.com/u/13b059438ec85bb15076/badger.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
i am compared to you, oldy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
why you young whiper snapper

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
*does the young dance*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Se7en

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
i've never seen this
been trying to put it on my lovefilm list but it doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
excellent film.
but thinking about it, the fridge isn't that scary. more the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
indiana jones and the curse of the crystal skull

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
Minority Report
The bit where he eats the sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
Jurassic Park
the bit with the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
IT
American Psycho

These are more 'body parts in fridges' though
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
well, the current #2 is 'the machinist'
which is more of a sinister fridge
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
The Fridge On The River Kwai

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
A Fridge Too Far

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
FROM THIS SUBTHREAD
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
Cool Runnings

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
BOO

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Cheech & Chong's Ice Dreams

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Heartbreak Fridge

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
Fast Times at Fridgemont High

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
:( :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
:) :) :) :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
>:( >:( >:( >:(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Digby The Fridgest Dog In The World

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
A View to a Chill

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Hamburger Chill
Sex, Ice and Videotape
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Bring me the Smeg of Alfredo Garcia

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
fridge encounter
the good, the bad and the fridge
honey, I shrunk the fridge
cannonball fridge
the fridgefather
a funny thing happened on the way the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Anything starring Smeg Ryan

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Or Bosch Spice

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Or Jeff and Beau Fridges.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
Or Zanussi Liu

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
You absolute CUNT
I've been sat for 10 minutes trying to think of a film title I could shoehorn 'smeg' into, and then you go and do that.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
The Fridges of Madison County

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Nine and a half weeks

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
As far as I'm aware that's about it.
WarGames had a guy called David with that computer playing nuclear noughts-and-crosses, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
I could revise the conditions so that it's only
"Computers talking to people called Dave" but then I'd fail my homework assignment and be locked in the "Danger Pit" for 30 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
I loved that film when I was a kid
It's been remade, or there was a sequel or something.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
airplane 2?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
Dave and Dave?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
fried green tomatos at the whistlestop cafe
i've not seen this film but i assume it's about that sort of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
It's got black people and someone gets hit by a train.
I don't know, I only saw a few minutes of it when I was six.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
I hang my head in shame to say
It's quite a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
the book is apparently a thorough lez-fest

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
i have heard that jaws the book
is really porny
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
dave and queeg 9000
dave and cassandra? that computer that could predict the future
dave and davina and hilly
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
wasn't jeff goldblums charachter in independance day called dave?
and his computer briefly spoke
and he was on a spaceship with it and will smith
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
they blew stuff up and smoked cigars
and will smith said "hell yeah!"
and then they bummed each other
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)