Am out all day in London, probably getting another earring and then drinknig around various celeb places and pretend to be famous and get chatted up by grannies.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I may also dress up like a bridesmaid. I hope nothing naughty happens gneeeyyyy *Carry On Film sound effects*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

*monocle flies off*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

DGMOS

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Our kid will be the worst's sexiest climber

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

i'm pretty sure you didn't mean to type 'worst's' there

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

haha I mean't world's but maybe it was subliminal :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

don't be so hard on yourself
i was watching come dine with me yesterday and a mad lady had some dolce & gabanna sunglasses on her head

she was branded DG
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)