Today I am feeling grumpy
Tomorrow I shall feel the other 6.

Fuck me its warm already, what are you going to do this fine hot day?

*cranks up the aircon to level 2*
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

what type of aircon is it? moar info please

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

www.aircondirect.co.uk/WAC-414_Mobile_Air_Cooler_WAC-414/version.asp
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

oh i see, i was hoping for a more industrial ac unit, pehaps with chilled water pumps and a cooling tower, :((((((

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

nah - we have one of those at work
some big huge thing that looks like a spare part from the starship enterprise (secretly thinks it is anyway)
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

sounds smashing, i love a nice bit of aircon equipment, i'm a sucker for hv/ac

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

this is just dreamy, i can't wait to see it in the flesh
www.daikin.co.uk/news/items/altherma.jsp
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

We have an aircon unit that can only be accessed from NEXT DOOR! Imagine that?

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

GRASS
is the control in the next room? does it control more than one area? do you wish to pay me to remedy this outrage?
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

The external bit can only be accessed by entry to a flat roof, the door to which is in the neighbouring building. FANCY THAT?

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

Grass
that is just the condenser, you don't need to touch that, i often come across that sort of thing, it's cool
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

It's broken though :(

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

What's your view on the dyson airblafe?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

Fantastic!
They make your hands feel funny
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

brilliant bit of kit
i fit them in schools, no risk of burning
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Look at the fans on that!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

that there is the future you are looking at
heat pumps man, they said they would not last, but look, it's heatpumps for the home, next thermal wheels dude, it's next
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

It's given me a semi like only aircon can.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

it's fucking amazing, no more dirty boiler engineers, nice clean aircon guys coming to your house with gasses

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

When I went to the Samsung Office in Spain,
it was a new office that they were moving into, and I had to install all the network equipment. However, when the office was ready for the spanish staff to move in, the CEO of Samsung was coming to visit to check the new office, but there was a major panic as the building was prefitted with Daikin air conditioning throughout, and somebody had to peel off all the Daikin stickers of all the air con units and had replaced it with a dymo tape sticker reading "Samsung".
( turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

haha, smashing aircon tale

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

I've seen similar things happen many times.
While I was there, they fitted CCTV, and they used Philips cameras and monitor, after it was fitted they stripped out all the cameras and the monitor and replaced them with Samsung ones.
( turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

it's pissing down here
but it's still hot
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

It is raining here, and not very warm.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

i'm hoping for a big, crashy, bangy thunderstorm!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

TOMORROW I MAY BE BALLS DEEP IN A BRIDESMAID
I MAY ALSO NOT BE BALLS DEEP IN A BRIDESMAID

WE WILL SEE

HOWEVER IF I TELL THE INTERNET ABOUT IT

THEN IT IS UNLIKELY THAT I HAVE BEEN BALLS DEEP IN A BRIDESMAID
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

/SickRik

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

no, I wouldn't tell you about it if it happened.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

That, and you aren't a delightful shade of tangerine

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

or am I?
no, no I'm not.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

This is because you are not SickRik
or an Oompa Loompa.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

I WISH YOU LUCK WITH PLAN 'GET BALLS DEEP IN A BRIDESMAID'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I WILL DO MY BEST

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SIR

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

THANK YOU!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

HEY, I ALSO WISHED YOU LUCK

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Am out all day in London, probably getting another earring and then drinknig around various celeb places and pretend to be famous and get chatted up by grannies.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I may also dress up like a bridesmaid. I hope nothing naughty happens gneeeyyyy *Carry On Film sound effects*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

*monocle flies off*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

DGMOS

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Our kid will be the worst's sexiest climber

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

i'm pretty sure you didn't mean to type 'worst's' there

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

haha I mean't world's but maybe it was subliminal :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

don't be so hard on yourself
i was watching come dine with me yesterday and a mad lady had some dolce & gabanna sunglasses on her head

she was branded DG
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Work, then have a lunch break, then more work
then go home.
( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Oh wait, there's more
Put up with Tubby tapping on his desk, the guy opposite slobbering his way through a bunch of grapes, a conference call with a plank, and putting effort into writing a document for a customer I really don't want to retain.
( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'm going to go into work this afternoon,
and hopefully acquire some VEPs for my portfolio.
Maybe do some fourier analysis of some waveforms.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

IT'S FUCKING FREEZING IN HERE!
They always have the aircon up stupidly high

and it's not like "my gosh, it's nice to come into a nice cool office after that sweltering heat outside" BECAUSE I MAY AS WELL BE IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT! I BARELY GET TO SEE THE OUTSIDE NEVERMIND ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE IT!

LET ME FUCKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Find window
Throw chair out of window**












**not recommended in aircraft
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

THEY'VE GOT FUCKING BARS ON THE WINDOWS!
I'M NOT JOKING
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

more, aircon tales, smashing, do you know what type it is, split units, fancoil, versatemp ect?

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

we got 2 new massive aircon systems in the server room recently.
they're pretty impressive.
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

all this aircon is giving me the horn, what are they? are they big units, perhaps airedale?

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

they are behind a locked door that you need a code for
does this make them forbidden fruit? are you even MORE aroused now?

i believe they are ceiling casettes from this fine company
jsairconditioners.com/products/SEURLF/ASP/SFS/PID.467/SFE/details.htm
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

I DUNNO
There's a hole in the cieling that exudes coldness, there are some controls in the corner, covered by a big sign saying "DO NOT TOUCH"

I liked the old office, it used to be a server room with a big massive aircon thing designed for cooling big racks but we could fiddle with that and open the windows
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

grey and damp here - aircon unit turned up to 11 by female staff - I'm "smuggling peanuts" already!
It's a wall mounted Toshiba unit for the aircon-spotters
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

i love the info, does it have a wall mounted display or a remote control?

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

ooh there's two of them - I never noticed that before
/observant

It has a wall mounted digital display. They are RAV 243K-PE units
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

good, stuff, if you ever get some error codes you need to find out about gaz me up, i have a tosh manual around somewhere

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

Not really my area - I just mend the PCs but thanks anyway
I'll let you know what we're using in our server rooms later - they are monster air con units - we have to wear fleeces if we need to work in there
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)