It's hard to believe that in 100 years time there'll be nothing left of Michael Jackson
but bones and a face :(
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

This almost made me smile.
I've been trying to come up with a good joke based on the elephant man buying Jacko's bones.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

McCartney is planning to swoop in and obtain the rights to Michael Jackson's songs.
Someone else come up with a punchline, as I like the ironic situation but can't think of a conclusion for it.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

He's been quoted as saying "we can work it out"
*runs for the hills*
( BindiBaji, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)