A mile isn't vile though.
It's just an arbitrary unit of distance.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Stop being Mr Pedantic Pterodactyl

I just decided to jump right in and make one up for you. I can't confirm or deny if the winged dinosaur was known particularly for pedanticism.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)