Hi Folks
What are you doing tonight?
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

wearing a toddlers outfit outside liverpool street station at 6pm

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Oh Tyronne!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

any excuse to wear nappies is fair game in my book

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

pfft!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Curing cancer

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

r tt
c b
c t
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I'll cut your banter
from behind
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

this sounds sexy.
I accept your offer.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Nice one
*pulls on banter cutting pants*
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

GET IN!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I'm assuming it's a similar process to curing bacon

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

hahaha
Mmmmmmmm Bacony Cancer
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

only one step away from swine flu

( turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm swine flu

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Yep, soak it brine
with some chopped onion and black peppercorns.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Job hunting.
They'll think I'm right keen when they notice my application was sent on friday night.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Keen as Kleenex

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Is that a real saying?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

No i justg made it up
especially for you
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I don't like it.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

what do you want me to do?
I shall continue to make up random sayings just to annoy you now
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

try harder.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

I can't be bothered right now
I shall think of more save them all up and dump them all on you in one day
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

you can dump on me any time you like.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

You're vile as a mile

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

A mile isn't vile though.
It's just an arbitrary unit of distance.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Stop being Mr Pedantic Pterodactyl

I just decided to jump right in and make one up for you. I can't confirm or deny if the winged dinosaur was known particularly for pedanticism.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

I had yet another rejection letter for a job I applied for
It is getting rather like groundhog day. Get up, open rejection letters, search for jobs, send off c.v., go to interview, repeat ad infinitum.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

And that's just when the job exists.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I have had a couple of really saddening interviews where
it has been quite aparrent that the job has already gone to someone else.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I've applied for some post grad courses (which I'll more than likely get on)
and one job so far. The only reply from those is the people at the job asking me for details on when I was a non UK resident (even though I've never not been one, so I obviously ticked the wrong box :( )
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I recall having a job interview in February
and being offered the job in July. That was back in 2004.
( turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

You should be happy they think enough of you to send a rejection letter

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

this.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Hopefully my brother is coming round and I'm going to cook him dinner :)

( SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

dinner
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

o c
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Brother cocking piss

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

that's cause we're awesome broadsword

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

You knows it

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

what will you be cooking

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Something chickeny

( SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I was all pleased with myself earlier
went out & bought all the ingredients for this chicken & asparagus pasta thing that I've never cooked before. Got home & realised I forgot the chicken.
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

This is why I always have some quorn chicken in the freezer,
it's so handy for emergencies
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

You chuck it at the hubby to wake him up so he can go & buy some proper meat?

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

how did you know?

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

A chicken?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

o c
+after
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I think I'm going to see Seabound and Revolution by Night
Just got to find out if our tickets are at the door.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

me and the lads will do some cooking and I've got 100m of tinfoil so we'll probably turn ourselves into knights of the round table.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

This sounds like a plan
can I join in and be the maiden in distress
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

which dress?
That dress?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

To be honest you'd love to be recused by us, it's usually like a hunk's union meeting

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Cor!
*gets on coach*
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

There will be facebook photos for you to have a little DG & Co fanny flap too

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

YAY!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

I also expect the maiden outfit in return :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

hahaha ok

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Stopping in and drinking beer.
I've an option go out but I'm knackered.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I am doing fuck all today
and I have a bottle of vodka with my name on it.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Tyronne Brand Vodka?
I must admit I haven't seen that one.

Unless you're referring to your middle name of Vladmir, that is.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

well not actually with my name on it but it shall be drunk
ohhh yes
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

It'll just be michael jackson on loop wherever you go anyway

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I'm going to make a caesar salad.
And probably drink some beer.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

what exactly goes into a caesar salad, I've never had one.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Lion and slave meat and a bit of vomiting on young boys, or was that the Greeks?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Lettuce, croutons & chopped up bits of Roman leader

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Mine's going to have lettuce and spinach, chicken, bacon, breadcrumbs.
The dressing will be something like creme fraiche, parmesan, raw garlic and lemon
edit: and lions and Roman leaders
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

Bit of writing, bit of design work, bit of music, whole lot of drink.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

It seems everyone is on the lash tonight

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

good innit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

I should do this too
I have no alcohol though
I shall despatch Mr Sp@m to the shop
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

having a drink or two and finishing crochetting a baby poncho.
rock and fucking roll.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Ohh you'll have to send me the pattern for the poncho
one of my neighbours has just declared she'll shitting a baby out in September. I am well pleased for her she's lovely.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

its just three squares sewn together in a v shape
then the same for the back. dead easy
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

wearing a light gray armband in memory of the great loss to music
if anyone asks why it isn't black, I'll explain its just faded in the wash
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

OH MEHITABEL!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

just fed up with the over-reaction
I mean we never get prolonged media coverage of

popular star seen as best in world still clinging on to life at 85.

'he's ruined it for the rest of us say equally worthy pop stars'
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Off to meet a b3tan and have a beer or two.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

haha you bashing?
gutted.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

oh :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

What time can we expect you?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

8ish

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Going to bed soon.
Nearly too late for spider to be be awake.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

IDK
bit of colouring, coursework to finish in if i can be bothered with the crap
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

Three rocks of crack and a Harvey Wallbanger.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)