im higher and try to be a truly odious third-degree wankstain, without any self-referential nudging and winking.
Noted.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

wait a second
That won't make people like me more.

You devious bastard.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Your "worst" posts are the textual equivalent of an annoying whine, like Loose Women on a low volume.
If you pulled out all the stops and acted like a total cunt, you could inspire rage, contempt and a whole cornucopia of negative emotions; hell, you might even get death threats!

Getting people to like you is fairly easy, but deliberately making people hate you is a much darker and more elusive art altogether. Besides, notoriety is at least as good as fame - and both are better than total obscurity.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

I fucked ya mum the other day

dark enough for ya prick
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)