My self-confidence took a huge blow today.
Hopefully this will make me better at posting on the internet.
What thing happened to you once?

Am I doing it right yet?
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

HOW DARE YOU
yes.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

doing what right?

( well, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

If "it" is talking nonsense, he's doing it very well.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I invited everyone to make suggestions about how I should post so that I would be less shit.
I was told that I should think less of myself, post less frequently and ask questions that could lead to conversation.

I would imagine this post would make everyone like me more on the internet.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

No new threads.
Try that for a bit.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

No New Threads
Noted.

Anything else?
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

yer
not giving a shit. try that one.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Not giving a shit
Noted.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

not giving a shit means no notes.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

noted.

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

haha you odd cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Sorry that post didn't convey my shuffling awkwardness enough
oh no! I've posted twice in quick succession.

What did you have for breakfast, was it nice, my opinion isn't as good as yours what should I eat for mine?

phew!
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Oh right.
I'd just have suggested "Don't be a tit". Or if you insist on being a tit, put more work into it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Work harder at being a tit.
Noted.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

Tell you what, scratch that. Aim higher and try to be a truly odious third-degree wankstain, without any self-referential nudging and winking.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

im higher and try to be a truly odious third-degree wankstain, without any self-referential nudging and winking.
Noted.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

wait a second
That won't make people like me more.

You devious bastard.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Your "worst" posts are the textual equivalent of an annoying whine, like Loose Women on a low volume.
If you pulled out all the stops and acted like a total cunt, you could inspire rage, contempt and a whole cornucopia of negative emotions; hell, you might even get death threats!

Getting people to like you is fairly easy, but deliberately making people hate you is a much darker and more elusive art altogether. Besides, notoriety is at least as good as fame - and both are better than total obscurity.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

I fucked ya mum the other day

dark enough for ya prick
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Michael Jackson

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Can't wait to seee him at the o2.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Watching the football NOW?!?!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

I really need to stop commenting on international sports before the match has finished don't I?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

It's been abysmal
Total second half capitulation. I'd have probably done better to have taken your advice and stopped watching
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Just think,
these kids are the future England A team.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

ohhhh poor wormulus
hahaha
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

So what's your opinion of the football, hats, and blue hair

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

I wouldn't dare to venture an opinion on any of those
I guess blue hair and hats are quite nice :) I don't really know.
i support Leicester City Football Club, their nickname is the foxes, what is your nickname?
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

I'm a Villa fan. I feel I should deride the relative position of your club to mine.
I have no nickname. Only my surname is uttered in hushed tones by those who know me.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

I've just read the advice for GPs for swine flu
And am not impressed.

Also, apparently doctor receptionists aren't asking about fever, so there are patients with classic flu symptoms sat in surgeries' waiting rooms.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

You're not a GP so I shouldn't worry too much about it.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

but she is a swine,
so she's entitled to an opinion
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

My boyfriend's mother is
He lives with his mum, and I'm there so much that I almost live with them.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Ah, I can see why you would be unimpressed now.

( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

But still, let her do the worrying.
You find some different advice to worry about.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)