Ha ha!
"I have told people in no uncertain terms that if Michael one day woke up and he was dead I would not be silent"

That's what you want from a TOP LAWYER MAN
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

If he woke up.
And he was dead.



What.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Aye. That's a sharp legal mind right there!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

I thought I heard him say this on BBC news earlier
But then thought "Oh.. he must mean if he (the lawyer) woke up and he (Jackson) was dead"

But. Hmm. Concerning.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

The Jackson Family appear to require the services of a competent LAWYERMAN
Even I know that you can't wake up dead. It's a legal impossibility.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

He could pop a cap in the nonce's arse, just to make sure.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)