Gah, the whole thing is flawed as rhcpaul pointed out to me.
The guy who causes the accident on the rollercoaster by having his camera fall from his hand and onto the track is ushered off the ride, thus meaning the accident wouldn't have happened but still does and GAHHHHHHHH
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

He is a big hairy ruiner!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Well, yeah, but later on, the coaster breaks anyway when some of the rail falls off
Hang on, am I really arguing the logistics of Final Destination?

Fuck
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)