I'll just stand on a chair.

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I'll be okay, I've got long enough arms to hold her flailing at bay until she gets tired

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

I wish I did. Thats why I have to resort to the old 'standing on a chair' trick.
Or the 'hiding under the stairs with the vacuum cleaner' one. She doesn't know where it is.

OOH, SATIRE :)

I've gone too far now, I feel.
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)