only if outside observers are there with sound recording equipment
and allude the inexplicable lack of recorded volume to a hardware malfunction
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

And how many mickles make a muckle?

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

11.4
Unless it it is a metric muckle, then 10
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)