Can't hear you, I'm shouting BLAME JMG too loud

( moohalaa, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Moohalaa.
I'm sure you're questioning the direction of Newcastle United given the nonsense off the field.
What are your recommendations?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

i suggest...
JMG should arrange a consortium to buy the club
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

There'd be much change.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

will you bring back...
john carver? a geordie running things, like...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Talk is he's on the way back with Shearer.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

his heart...
may explode on the pitch. looked like it a few times here in toronto. you could see the veins on his neck bulging. gotta like a manager with a bit of emotion. but when he goes, there will be little bits of him all over
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Football, you say?
I see.
*rubs chin*
Yeah, you see, I'm really not qualified to comment on this I'm afraid.
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

OHH MOOHALAA!
At this rate we're going to start the season with Baldmonkey in charge.
Nobody wants that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE DOLE QUEUE
DON'T BLAME IT ON THE BALDNESS
DON'T BLAME IT ON THE OLD TYNE
BLAME IT ON THE GEORDIE
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

pfft!
best yet
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)