PLEASE... Let me set the record straight...
I am GAY. Please do not gaz me with your offers of pussy. If you want to suck me off, I require a man and not a nubile sexy woman. Please, I am GAY.

Sexy women, if you cannot restrain from your requests, I will simply sen you a reply asking you to slice off your titties.

For God's sake, I am GAY. Get it into your thick skulls.

I'm GAY. A gay gay.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Like, a real gay? With BUMMING!

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

I honestly don't understand how people don't realise this.
He's gay for Christ's sake. GAY!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

A truly excellent thread. Can we have the scores, please?

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( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

good for you.
but you're still a bore
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

I think you're overcompensating for actually being straight.

( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)