Anyone know what the record for B3ta lurkage is?
This one has just broken silence after more than five years.

(Shit post mind).

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=26544
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

5 years waiting for a bus QOTW to come along.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Does ANYBODY like QOTW?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

I only like posts that contain Mr.T getting punched.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

They should repeat the bus QOTW next week
Wait five years, two at once etc
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

I was gonna make that joke then realised that ''and then.......one comes at once'' doesn't quite work.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

Of course not
at least, no-one important.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I like to berate it
with angry fists
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

Not as shit as your one.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Fuck me
Oscar Wilde is alive and well on /talk
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

No, he died quite some time ago.
Are you thick as well as boring?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Ooh the repartee!
Are you always such a wanker?
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

Only when your mum's in the room.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Ho fucking ho
Totally original, too. Well done.
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

I appreciate your support.
It really helps me through these tough times.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

Well, if I were Welsh
I'd need all the fucking help I could get too ;o)
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Good show, blue-name.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!
I'm going to bed now, and when I wake tomorrow I am expecting you two to have e-apologied, shaken e-hands and to be best e-friends. If not, I will be e-dissapointed.


Night all.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

e-by gum!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

'E e-started it, e-Sir
Anyways, nos da, Welsh bloke, no offence meant.
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

I'm sorry, new internet best friend, I got carried away.
I apologise for any offence I may have caused to any users tonight, Expect roaneah. That fella is a right cunt.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

I think Jo Whiley just flashed her mimsy on BBC2

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Any links?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

She uncrossed her legs and all time and space ruptured.

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

Pictures or GTFO

( TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)