Someone I know hilariously faked my death today on facebook.
It really wasn't as funny as expected. When's the last time you faked someone's death, or did something that wasn't as funny as expected, or did something, or what do you want to tell the internet?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:42, archived)

my old man's a dustman
he wears a dustman's hat
he wears cor blimey trousers
and he lives in a council flat
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:46, archived)

I need to find the ousting or Roaneah's wank vids.
Typing in "wank vids" yielded little.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:49, archived)

Oh lol scratch that
www.b3ta.com/talk/6083707
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:50, archived)

did you catch this paedo fiasco last night?
b3ta.com/talk/6255289
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)

Who is smathels?
Some blue-namer I'm unaware of?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:54, archived)

yes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:54, archived)

I hadn't scrolled down to see his reply.
That's brilliant.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:56, archived)

there should be a warning on the signup page
telling people that we're good at googling their usernames and finding them on other messageboards
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:57, archived)

I'd just like to point out at this point that this isn't me.
vdragonball.com/forum/member.php?u=31750

It's even indexed on google as "VD Forum".
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:00, archived)

What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:02, archived)

Forgive my ignorance here, but I clicked the link and all I could see was a load of nerds talking 'computer'..
..am I missing something?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)

they're apparently debating one of those japanese hentai games where you perv over virtual schoolgirls
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/SchoolMate

and the main "thrust" of the debate is how to engage "touching mode" and/or "les mode"
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

Christ.
That's at least as noncey as Jenk's 'look everyone I've found pictures of a big titted 15 year old' thread.

Which is in Mike's profile.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)

Did a bit of that get deleted?

( WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Hang on, just realised this post makes me sound benter than a paper clip.
It's for THE LIST. I swear.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:50, archived)

I just read Bob Todd's failpost
I actually feel a bit ill now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:24, archived)

so when did you lose your job
at the stasi?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:31, archived)

my mate called my gf to say i was in the hospital
she rung may parents they all turned up.. i wasn't there

i was passed out on someones lawn at 11pm.. such a fucking lightweight
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:29, archived)