I bet you're lovely offline.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

I wish ... I wish I didn't keep losin' me birds

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Pigeon fancier?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

WRONG ANSWER, THICKO

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Boo hoo etc..
You'd make a great replacement for Paxman on University Challenge.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

You probably do work for charity too.
But don't tell anyone because it would ruin your hard arse facade.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

christ, you really would put a glass eye to sleep

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

That's a bit of a generic saying,
I expect more from you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Im often accused of being nice in 'real life'
Quite why people offer that as a defense for being a cunt is beyond me.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Most things are beyond you, go put a dress on.
I'm actually quite nice y'know.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I fully expect you to be
This is starting to sound like we've arranged to meet up, perhaps in a seedy back street hotel for aggressive cock fun
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Make sure you're wearing that dress.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)