You had me until tea.. urk.
Keep your tea, I'll make some coffee.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

What are you? French?!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

Coffee is a billion times better than tea

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

No.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

fuck off tea cunt, coffee is the fucking TITS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

You appear to be wrong.
Sorry for having to point this out.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Appearances can be deceiving
in the tea/coffee camp, you're rooting for some limp dried leaves stewed in a mug of hot water and then doused in the rotting fat discharged from a bovine's tit. You might as well ask the chef in a restaurant if you can have a cup of the water he boiled your vegetables in.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

I could talk about coffee in some derogatory manner,
using all sorts of crazy adjectives, but ultimately, tea wins.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Whatever,
tea is the ultimate beverage.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

you fucking moron, tea is shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

You've clearly made another mistake, let me correct that for you to save your blushes.
shit the best thing ever!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

If the best thing in your life is a weak leaf brew, you truly lead a miserable worthless existence

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

I thrive on the misery.
I'd make a great goth.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

ANYWAY,
I'm off to get my hair cut now. Gaz me some hate messages, I'd love to hear from you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

CUT YOUR THROAT, SHITCUNT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Why would I need to?
you embarass yourself in public enough as it is
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

WATER FTW

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)